Ferris Bueller's Day Off quotes
84 total quotesJeanie Bueller
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Sloane Peterson
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Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!
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Poochie, poochie, poochie! *whistles* Look what Uncle Ed's got for you, you little ****er!
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Something's going on, god damn it!
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Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo.
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office—that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then again, so is high school.
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This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count.
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Well, my name's Jeanine but a lot of guys just call me Shawna.
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What? You're letting him stay home? If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair!
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[thinking to herself] Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car. He got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so god damn special? [out loud] Screw him.