Few Good Men, A quotes
86 total quotesLt. Col. Matthew Markinson
Lt. Daniel Kaffee
Lt. Sam Weinberg
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Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.
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That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.
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Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?
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The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.
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You're a lousy ****ing softball player Jack.
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[Imitating Jessep] He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him [in his own voice] and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his ****y white uniform.
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And the hits just keep on comin'.
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He's arguing. He's making an argument.
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Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
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So this is what a courtroom looks like.
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Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?
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Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.
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Who the **** is PFC William T. Santiago?
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I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.
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There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president.