Fletch quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Can I call my mother? Tell her how much I love her?

View Quote For another grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner.

View Quote Hey that's you and Tommy Lasorda... [smashes picture] I hate Tommy Lasorda.

View Quote Hey! I think all of our problems may have just been solved. Ed McMahon. Think I just won a million bucks. Yeahhahhah, Irwin M. Fletcher you choose. Woo wee! Oh boy, I lost. Again. Sorry.

View Quote Hey, don't talk to me that way, assface. I don't work for you yet.

View Quote I didn't want to do this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

View Quote I would have been here sooner, but a manure-spreader jackknifed on the Santa Ana. Gawdawful mess. You should see my shoes.

View Quote If you haven't guessed, there's been a lot of drug traffic on the beach lately. And I'm not talking about Robitussin and No-Doz...I'm talking about the hard stuff. I've been posing as an affable, minor league junkie in order to get to the bottom of it. It hasn't been easy. I don't shower much.

View Quote In the court ruling US vs. Fishbine, a man subjected to potential incineration while wearing another man's suit is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets. It's an obscure ruling, but a very important one. To me.

View Quote It was something your wife said while we were in bed together. She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine.

View Quote Love your body, Larry.

View Quote Mr. Stanwyk's parents Marvin and Velma of Provo, were unable to attend the wedding. Those are three names I enjoy; Marvin, Velma, and Provo.

View Quote Oh, you've remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds.

View Quote Tierra Del Fuego.

View Quote You know, if you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.