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My granddad, old Bill Farrell, drove us to drink with his stories about the war and how he fought to put the "Great" into Britain. He said fighting at football was nothing compared to fighting with the Germans... Although, he was right. We're an island race. It's what we do best. It's not about color or race, it's just the buzz of being in the frontline. Truth is, I just love to fight.
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Once upon a time, I did get ****in' done in, me and the lads went up to Dundee, and we got turned over by the two psychos known as the Carlin cousins, they ****in' sliced and diced through our whole squad, and then a squad of old bill, and three police horses couldn't stop them. They're ****in' insane.
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Problem was, he'd taken so many beatings on the terraces that he weren't scared of anyone. And the correct medical term for that is a "total ****in' psycho".
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The next best thing to violence is sex. And seeing as there's nearly 500,000 single women in London, I must be in with half a chance. Especially as I'd **** anything that's breathing.
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There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job. Casual sex, heavily cut drugs and occasionally kicking **** out of someone.
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U ****ing wanking off
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We'll get the beers safe and then we'll outflank 'em, yeah?
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What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your ****in' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? **** that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!
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What else you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in ya ****ing armchair wanking off to Pop Idols? then try and avoid your wife's gaze struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away. Love it!
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You ****ing little mug!