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I'm doggin' it, Pat. I'm doggin' it!
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I'm feeling skinny, Tony!
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I'm too strong. I'm too motivated. And you're too weak!
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Just Father Sky, Mother Earth, and your dear old Uncle Tony.
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Let me make something very clear: the PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner! OK?! How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut?! Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh?
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Oh look, a deli meat!
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Please put your fat finger DOWN!
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Silence!
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There are so many myths about the abdominal muscles. I'm happy to put this one to rest.
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You've broken my camera!
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[over speakers] "Now, its time to meet your new owner and operator. Tony Perkis is a man who believes in you. His life is dedicated to saying things like "YES!" and "You better believe it!" Entrepreneur, a motivator, and a new friend! May I introduce, TONY PERKIS!"