Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back quotes

View Quote Ohhh no you don't. You're not gonna upstage me, Van Der Beek!

View Quote Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended.

View Quote See? I told you that restraining order was a good idea.

View Quote See? If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us.

View Quote The hell with this. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk.

View Quote They're not talking about you. They're talking about fictional characters. FIC-TION-AL CHAR-ACT-ORS! Am I getting through to you at all?

View Quote Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?

View Quote We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. the wrong way.

View Quote Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the **** can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! ****! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?"

View Quote Wow. That was just an incredibly daring escape.

View Quote Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a ****ing drag.

View Quote Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

View Quote Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.

View Quote Zoinks, yo!

View Quote [Bluntman and ****-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers] I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!