Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back quotes
126 total quotesJay
Randal Graves
Reg Hartner
Scooby Doo
Sheriff
Sissy
Whillenholly
Willam Black
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[Hand cut off by Jay] Not again.
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[on his cell phone] Plaschke, this is Willenholly. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Why? Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet.
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[quoting Chasing Amy] "Well, look at these morose mother****ers right here. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal..." Bong.
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[Sniffing out white people] Cra-cra-cracker?
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[to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine] It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.
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[trying to compose a bad protest song] Hey Mr. Science Guy... don't spray that aerosol in my eye... for... for I... I don't really wanna die. I'm a noble rabbit...