Joe Dirt quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe.

View Quote God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

View Quote His name's Rocky and he ain't no puppy.

View Quote I got the poo on me!!

View Quote I thought I had broken my ass bone

View Quote I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep...

View Quote It does what it's told. [Often falsely credited to the film Silence of the Lambs]

View Quote It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

View Quote It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!

View Quote Life's a garden, dig it.

View Quote Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

View Quote My name is Joe Dirt?, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

View Quote Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

View Quote ohforchristsakes, HERE! [sends AutoTrader down well]

View Quote Right on! You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.