Joe Dirt quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Robby: You all right Dirt?
Joe Dirt: Yeah, I'm cool.
Robby: No you're not.

View Quote [Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look.

View Quote There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two.

View Quote It does what it's told. [Often falsely credited to the film Silence of the Lambs]

View Quote And you'll be sticking your head out the window and check out chick dogs saying "What's up, baby?"

View Quote It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

View Quote Ya gotta keep on, keepin' on.

View Quote Life's a garden, dig it.

View Quote ohforchristsakes, HERE! [sends AutoTrader down well]

View Quote [To himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FOR-EEK. You're going to Hell, man.

View Quote You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?

View Quote Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it's so flat!

View Quote Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe.

View Quote [while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt

View Quote I thought I had broken my ass bone