Joe Dirt quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.

View Quote My name is Joe Dirt?, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

View Quote God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

View Quote That shit'll buff out.

View Quote Right on! You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.

View Quote His name's Rocky and he ain't no puppy.

View Quote When bad pets go bad, dang.

View Quote I got the poo on me!!

View Quote Why don't you go practice, fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute.

View Quote Turn it up.

View Quote What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot - The end.

View Quote Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

View Quote Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

View Quote Where's my supplies?