Knocked Up quotes
78 total quotesJason
Jay
Jonah
Martin
Pete
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[sobbing and thinking about the babysitter] She is such a prissy little high school cu... ****!
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[to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and **** each other?!
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[to Pete when they look at a sex offender registry website] So I'm the bad guy because I care about protecting our kids from child molesters and mercury? And you're cool because you don't give a shit?