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Mean Girls

Mean Girls quotes

179 total quotes

Burn Book
Cady
Damian
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Gretchen
Janis
Karen
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
Multiple Characters
Regina




View Quote Get in loser, we're going shopping.
View Quote Glen Coco? Oh, there you are, Glen Coco. Let's see...four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!
View Quote Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles... And I'm sorry for telling everyone... And I'm sorry for repeating it just now.
View Quote Grool...[chuckles] I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.
View Quote Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.
View Quote Happy Hour is from four to six!
View Quote Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?
View Quote How do you bring Gretchen to a party at my house and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later? She's not interested! (To Cady) Do you want to have sex with him? (Cady says, "No thank you") Good. Then it's settled, so you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.
View Quote I can't go out...(cough cough) I'm sick
View Quote I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
View Quote I gave him everything...I was half a virgin when I met him!
View Quote I have enough cheese and crackers for 8 people...do you think that's enough?
View Quote I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The two were seen canoodling at Chris Iso's Halloween party. And they've been inseparable ever since.
View Quote I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.
View Quote I know she's kind of socially ****ed and weird, but she's my friend...so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!