Mean Girls quotes

View Quote I know what "homeschooled" is, I'm not ret***ed.

View Quote I oughta cancel your Spring Fling. (girls shout no! and whisper) Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Coach Carr has fled school property. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night. (Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past four.) I will keep you here until four.

View Quote I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

View Quote I want to hear you make some noise! (pause) Alright, everyone settle down.

View Quote I want to lose three pounds.

View Quote I'm gonna make you girls a hump-day treat!

View Quote I'm kind of psychic...I have a fifth sense! It's like I have ESPN or something...my breasts can always tell when it's going to rain... [Cady: Really? Um, wow.] [Karen] Well...they can tell when it's raining.

View Quote I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular.

View Quote I'm sorry, I only date women of color.

View Quote I'm thinking of joining the Mathletes.

View Quote In other languages Italiano

View Quote Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!

View Quote Is butter a carb?

View Quote It's been two weeks, and all we've done is make her face smell like a foot.

View Quote Janis Ian - D**e!