Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes

View Quote "Learn to hide your strikes from your opponent and you'll more easily strike his hide."

View Quote "Let's do some CARNAGE!"

View Quote "Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."

View Quote "Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."

View Quote "No dad, He's neither a commie, nor a fruit."

View Quote "No, no. I don't live here. I'm just here for the ladies." (at a nursing home)

View Quote "Now , there's a wedgie she won't soon forget."

View Quote "Oh, there's another chicken. Crazy chicken world."

View Quote "Okay, let's all be little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV."

View Quote "Okay, okay — the Six Very Nearly Dead Guys With a Temporary Reprieve. That's it! That's your name!" ~ Tony P

View Quote "Ooh — Mama Pajama! What kind of crazy-man blows up a crazy-house?"

View Quote "P.M.S. Avenger. I only work four days a month. Is there a problem with that?" ~ P.M.S. Avenger

View Quote "People who don't close their mouths when they chew make me... furious!"

View Quote "See, that's why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable than a garden-variety scientist."

View Quote "So what do you say? Do we all gather together and kick some Casanova butt... or do I eat this sandwich?"