Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotesThe Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
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"That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe."
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"The point is, your boy's a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is."
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"There aren't any evil trios, are there? No — they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."
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"There's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us."
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"There's not enough beer in the world Spleen, I'm sorry."
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"This contraption is, in fact, a weapon of mass destruction. Casanova plans to turn it against the city at midnight." ~ Captain Amazing
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"This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."
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"Tonight I am going to do to Champion City what I have done to its greatest superhero — und there will still be time to go up, get down... und boogie!"
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"Totally nonlethal, but totally effective."
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"WAFFLE MAAAAN! Yeah, I'm the Waffler! Golden Crispy! Bad guys ar history! YEEEAAAH!" ~The Waffler
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"Wait — you have a Herkimer battle jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!"
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"We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."
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"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."
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"We're all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, 'That's right! I was there! I fought the good fight!'"
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"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."