Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotesThe Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
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"Well here I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!"
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"Well, actually, it's an electro-nuclear-magnet. It's the next inevitable phase."
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"Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."
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"Well, well, well — if it isn't our old friends the Red-Eyes. Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't expecting to see you again so...spoon!"
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"When the clock strikes twelve... cuckoo, cuckoo... you will be dead. And my city will be given a new state of mind."
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"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."
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"When you go invisible... you can feel it."
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"Who would want to rent a chicken?"
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"Why are you guys always dissing me? I'm a superhero too, you know! I have powers."
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"You can't hurt me, Baby Bowler. 'Cause I'm protected by the god of hair care." ~ Tony P
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"You guys just be sure to jump in when the action starts. You do your share, we'll keep you around."
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"You keep dreaming... wanna-be!" ~ Officer Maguire
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"You know, tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime. That's why I use Mighty Whitey toothpaste. Because I want my teeth to look — Amazing!" ~ Captain Amazing in TV commercial
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"You must be like the wolf pack... not like the six-pack."
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"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."