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Violet: One thing you should know about dear Roz, she is the eyes, ears, nose and throat of Mr. Hart - anything she hears, he hearsJudy: You mean, she's a company spy?Violet: Sshhh, I wouldn't say that. I'll just say that if you wanna gossip in the ladies room, I'd check first under the stalls for her shoes!
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Violet: What can we get on him?Judy: A sex scandal! Take a picture of him in bed with a prostitute!Doralee: Oh, who would care?Violet: Yeah, Hart would just buy up the copies and send them out as Christmas cards!
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And if I wanna have an affair, or play sex games, or do M&M's, you can't stop me!
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As a matter of fact, I smoke pot!
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Four weeks? What are you, out of your mind? You think I'm gonna spend four weeks of my life drifting around on that dago boat?!?
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He's got you for poisoning him, and me for roping him, and you for acting like he was first prize at a turkey shoot!
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Hit the road, buster! This is where you get off!
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I have never seen anyone leap frog so fast to the top in my life. And I have the bad back to prove it. I remember when he was just a management trainee . . . in fact, I'm the one who trained him.
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I'm a widow with four kids. You know, Jerry should never have died. I'd be better off - I could've divorced him.
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I'm as nice as I know how to be to every single person down at that office. Everybody treats me like a bastard at a family reunion.
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I'm no fool, I've killed the boss! Do you think they're not gonna fire me for a thing like that?
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It looks just like Skinny & Sweet. Except for the little skull and crossbones on the label.
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Mr. Hart, I sign your name better than you do!
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Mr. Hart, if you touch that phone, I'm gonna jerk it out of the wall!
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Mr. Hart, Violet didn't mean to kill you, she just accidently put rat poison in your coffee!