PCU quotes
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Pigman
President Garcia-Thompson
Rand
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Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms playing cards and eating pizza? Is this the way you spent the majority of your four years in college? Would you like tonight to be different, you just don't have any place to go? Well, now you do! So turn off your radios and head on over. Tonight, at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid.
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Call me for the shower scene in "Dressed To Kill".
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Funk, Gutter, funk! George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic. Dude, aren't you a music major?
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Have a bong hit!
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I don't know if you're aware, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.
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I scheme and plan for months and it gets screwed up because you can't control the students! Never send a woman to do a man's job!
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I think that Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is who goes? The math department or the hockey team? ... I think Hockey, call me about it.
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I... I didn't exhale?
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Just one hit, then I gotta go.
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Just one little binger to brighten up your day
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Mersh, you gotta lay off the pipe man. Clinton is playing right here!
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Mmm. Warm, flat beer. Soggy chips. Think about that.
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Now we're even for the milkbones.
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Pigman is trying to prove the Cain-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.
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Pins and needles!