PCU quotes
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Pigman
President Garcia-Thompson
Rand
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Pride of the Port Chester sports program, Tom: Hippie Olympics. Doesn't matter who wins 'cause they're all losers. You know, it's sad, really. This school used to be a bastion of rich, white elitism. And now... now they let homosexuals on the football team. Whining minorities run the student government. And you can't even coerce a woman into having sex with you without being brought up on charges.
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Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language.
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Shower scene....
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These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it . . . for about a week.
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Those aren't women, Tom. Those are womynists.
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We need kegs, multiple, cold and domestic.
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We're getting housed here, guys. I say we bring in Blotter.
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Well, you call those useless, yurt-toting, frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.
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What is this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see. Don't be that guy.
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Whoa! Reality check here! Earth to tall bitch! What is your fault? This is!
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You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.
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You gotta make sure he gives you the bicentennial tour: 200 years of bull-shit.
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You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of meat on a peaceful vegan protest!
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You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.