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[referencing Pineapple Express] My friend, this is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush i had, and they had a baby... And then meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby... And by some miracle, those two babies met and ****ed; this would be the shit they birthed.
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[About to fire his gun at Carol] **** THE POLICE!
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[After rescuing Saul by killing Matheson] I wanna be inside you, homes!
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[beating and kicking Saul] "What we do in this life echoes in eternity!"
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[practicing quick draw] "Don't!"
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[Referring to his armpits] "You see this, there's no hair under there. [Dale: What's the significance of that?] it makes me aerodynamic when I fight!"
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[Referring to his cat] Maybe he went to heaven. He was a little ****er, he could have gone to hell."
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[When held up by Matheson and Budlofsky] "Matheson's over here with British Knights on. I ain't seen anyone wear those since 1987."