The Princess Bride quotes
105 total quotesInigo Montoya
Multiple Characters
Prince Humperdinck
Vizzini
Westley
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Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
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My people ... a month from now, our country will have its 500th anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves. But perhaps you will not find her common now.
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Pick up a rock, hide behind the boulder and wait for the man in black. The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!
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There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. T'would be a pity to damage yours.
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There will be blood tonight!
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This is true love. You think this happens every day?
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We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
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When I was your age, "television" was called "books".
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Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.
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You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!" [laughs maniacally, then falls over dead]
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You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful!
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You mock my pain!
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You mocked me once; never do it again! I died that day! And you can die too for all I care!
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You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. It's simply incredible. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I ever heard. How marvelous.
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You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you.