The Princess Bride quotes

105 total quotes

Inigo Montoya
Multiple Characters
Prince Humperdinck
Vizzini
Westley

View Quote Disappeared. He must have seen us closing in, which might account for his panicking in error. Unless I am wrong, and I am never wrong, they are headed dead into the Fire Swamp.

View Quote Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels — if you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh. If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you will get such an offer from the Eels.

View Quote Drop...your...sword.

View Quote Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.

View Quote Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You've got an over-developed sense of vengeance. It's going to get you in trouble some day.

View Quote He's right on top of us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using?

View Quote Hear this now: I will always come for you.

View Quote I always think everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive.

View Quote I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

View Quote I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.

View Quote I only dog paddle.

View Quote Iocaine! I'd bet my life on it. And there are the Princess's footprints. She is alive ... or was, an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out.

View Quote Isn't that a wonderful beginning?

View Quote It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.

View Quote Let me explain... No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the Princess, and make our escape after I kill Count Rugen.