The Princess Bride quotes

105 total quotes

Inigo Montoya
Multiple Characters
Prince Humperdinck
Vizzini
Westley

View Quote [playing a rhyming game with Inigo] Anybody want a peanut?

View Quote [reacting to being told that "his way" involves hitting Westley with a rock] My way's not very sportsmanlike.

View Quote [reading] That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you."

View Quote [Repeated line] As you wish.

View Quote [repeated line] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

View Quote [Repeated line] Inconceivable!

View Quote [To an unconscious Fezzik] I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the mean time, rest well and dream of large women.

View Quote [to Fezzik] And YOU! Friendless. Brainless. Helpless. Hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? In Greenland?!

View Quote [to Humperdinck] It comes to this: I love Westley, I always have. I know now I always will. If you tell me I must marry you in ten days, please believe I will be dead by morning.

View Quote [To Inigo after defeating him in a duel] I would as soon destroy a stained glass window as I would an artist such as yourself. However, since I can't have you following me either... [He knocks Inigo unconscious] Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect.

View Quote [to Westley, in reference to Prince Humperdinck] He can track a falcon on a cloudy day. He can find you.

View Quote [to Westley] There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.

View Quote [when Humperdinck lets slip that he is sending all of his ships out to announce his imminent wedding] All except your four fastest, of course.

View Quote As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Well, really, that's all this is. Except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest — how do you feel?

View Quote Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.