Producers, The (2005) quotes

View Quote For once, I would love to see someone on that couch who's under eighty-five!

View Quote Hello, the living room of renowned theatrical director Roger Debris, in an elegant eastside townhouse on a sunny Tuesday afternoon in June. Who may I say is calling?
[Got angry] Listen, you broken down old queen, he was drunk, he was hot, you got lucky, don't ever call here again!
[Roger in other room] Who was that!?
Wrong number!

View Quote Hilda, where are you going? Argentina's that way!

View Quote Hold me touch me, where is hold me touch me...Hold me touch me, Hold me touch me... Kiss me feel me, Lick me bite me, Yank me spank me, Suck me fu... ah! Hold me touch me!

View Quote I must tell my birds!

View Quote I shall have to think about it - I'll do it.

View Quote I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!

View Quote I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war. We lived at the back, near Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo! Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, Yodelay, Yodelay, Yodelay-WHO ARE YOU!?!

View Quote I'll send you to the moon Thursday. I may even join you.

View Quote I'm drowning here! I'm going down for the last time! I... I... I see my whole life flashing before my eyes! I see a weathered old farmhouse... With a white picket fence... I'm running through fields of alfalfa with my collie, Rex. No Rex, not on the alfalfa. And I see my mother... I see Mama, standing on the back porch... And I hear her calling out to me..."Alvin, don't forget your chores! The wood needs a-cordin' and the cows need a-milkin'! Alviiiiin! Aaaaalviiiiiiiiiiiin!"... Wait a minute. My name's not Alvin. That's not my life. Someone else's life is flashing before my eyes. What the hell is that about? I'm not a hillbilly, I grew up in the Bronx. Leo's taken everything from me... Even my past!

View Quote I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like the Chrysler Building!

View Quote Leo, you are nervous, over-stimulated. GIVE ME THOSE FRIGGIN' BOOKS!

View Quote Let's get out of here before they kill us.

View Quote May I take your hats, your coats, and your Swastikas?

View Quote Mr. Bialystock, I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone with a spine.