Producers, The (2005) quotes

100 total quotes

Max Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris
Ulla

View Quote [after seeing Franz perform at the auditions] THAT'S OUR HITLER!

View Quote [Going hysterical, and pointing at Bialystock] FAT! FAT! FAT-FAT-FATTY-FAT!!!

View Quote [holding play] Smell it. Touch it. Kiss it. Kiss it! It's the mother load...

View Quote [Hysterical, as Bialystock is standing over him] You're gonna jump on me! You're gonna jump on me! I know you are, you're gonna jump on me and squash me like a bug!

View Quote [signing his name] Roger Elizabeth DeBris!

View Quote [singing] Keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it gay!

View Quote [sung as Hitler] I was just a paper hanger
no one more obscurer.
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
told me I was FÃ¼hrer.
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
and conquered France.
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
It ain't no mystery
if it's politics or history.
The thing you've got to know is
everything is showbiz!

View Quote [sung] Violinists love to play an E-string, but audiences really love a G-string!

View Quote [to a prisoner in Sing Sing] What are you in for, lack of rhythm?

View Quote [to Ulla] Even though we're sitting down, Mr Bloom and I are giving you a standing ovation.

View Quote [with a very high Irish accent] I'm going to get out of here before me voice gets any higher! As we say in the old country... [normal voice] TAXI!

View Quote And so the rule is, when mounting a... play. Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay.

View Quote AQAP! [pause] As quick (kvick) as possible!

View Quote Broadway! I haven't been zis happy since we crushed Poland!

View Quote Dear Lord... I want that money!