Resident Evil: Apocalypse quotes
44 total quotesJill Valentine
L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade
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The real cause of the Outbreak(parody)
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Major Cain: [to Alice, referring to her and the Nemesis] The two of you showed such promise, but we had to see you in action and most impressive you've been. You're like brother and sister: Heightened speed, strength, agility, the same killer instincts....parallel strands of research and now, now we'll discover which is superior. Fight him.
Alice: No.
Major Cain: Fight him or they die.
Alice: What makes you think I care? [Cain shoots Dr. Ashford]
Major Cain: He was a valuable asset to the corporation, I don't even care about this people!
Major Cain: Begin!
Alice: No.
Major Cain: Fight him or they die.
Alice: What makes you think I care? [Cain shoots Dr. Ashford]
Major Cain: He was a valuable asset to the corporation, I don't even care about this people!
Major Cain: Begin!
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Major Cain: Killing me won't put things right.
Alice: No, but it's a start. [pushes Cain into the crowd of zombies below the helicopter]
Alice: No, but it's a start. [pushes Cain into the crowd of zombies below the helicopter]
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Major Cain: Why haven't we taken off yet?
L.J: 'Coz I usually drive a Cadillac! [Punches Cain]
L.J: 'Coz I usually drive a Cadillac! [Punches Cain]
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Major Cain:That creature is one thing, but you somehow you bonded with the T-virus on a cellular level. You adapted it, changed it. You became magnificent.
Alice: I became a freak.
Major Cain: No. You're not mutation. You're evolution. With my help, just imagine what you can achieve.
Alice: What about him? [look at Nemesis, who was once Matt Addison]
Major Cain: Evolution has its dead ends.
Alice: I became a freak.
Major Cain: No. You're not mutation. You're evolution. With my help, just imagine what you can achieve.
Alice: What about him? [look at Nemesis, who was once Matt Addison]
Major Cain: Evolution has its dead ends.
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Nemesis: S:T.A.R.S....
[Nemesis has just nailed down everyone but L.J in the room with his Gattling gun, L.J looks around and swears at the sight, Nemesis approaches L.J]
L.J: [with his pistols up] Respect. [Nemesis' screen flashes "Civilian, threat:minium"] Respect, man. [Drops his guns, Nemesis' screen flashes "Non-combatant civilian, threat:zero"]
[Nemesis turns and leaves L.J alone]
[Nemesis has just nailed down everyone but L.J in the room with his Gattling gun, L.J looks around and swears at the sight, Nemesis approaches L.J]
L.J: [with his pistols up] Respect. [Nemesis' screen flashes "Civilian, threat:minium"] Respect, man. [Drops his guns, Nemesis' screen flashes "Non-combatant civilian, threat:zero"]
[Nemesis turns and leaves L.J alone]
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Nicholai Sokolov: Thought you might need a hand...
Jill Valentine: You work for Umbrella?
Nicholai Sokolov: Used to. Until they left us for dead in this place. Now I consider myself....freelance.
Jill Valentine: You work for Umbrella?
Nicholai Sokolov: Used to. Until they left us for dead in this place. Now I consider myself....freelance.
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Peyton Wells: [referring to a camera] What's that you got there?
Terri Morales: [shows her camcorder] My... Emmy, that is if any of us make it out of here.
Terri Morales: [shows her camcorder] My... Emmy, that is if any of us make it out of here.
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[After Dr.Ashford contacts the group for a deal]
Peyton Wells:No deal. We find the building with the thickest walls and strongest doors and we barricade ourselves in, sit tight, wait for help.
Alice: There will be no help. Acording to Ashford Umbrella knows they can't contain the infection. So, at sunrise this morning, Raccoon City will be completely sanitized.
Terri Morales: What do you mean by "sanitized" ?
Alice: Precision tactical nuclear device.
Jill Valentine: What yield ?
Alice: 5 kilotons.
Jill Valentine: [scoffs] **** Me.
Terri: What does that mean?
Alice: It means it'll destroy the infection....and all evidence of it.
Peyton: Bullshit...that's bullshit ! No ****ing way they would get away with that, it will all be on the ****ing news!
Terri: Cover up.
Alice: Cover up is already prepared. They melt down the nuclear power plant
Terri: A tragic accident.
Peyton: Not even Umbrella is capable of this.
Jill: Not capable? Peyton, you were there at the bridge, you know exactly how far Umbrella will go.
Peyton: So what we do now ?
Alice: I think we should be out here by sunrise
Peyton Wells:No deal. We find the building with the thickest walls and strongest doors and we barricade ourselves in, sit tight, wait for help.
Alice: There will be no help. Acording to Ashford Umbrella knows they can't contain the infection. So, at sunrise this morning, Raccoon City will be completely sanitized.
Terri Morales: What do you mean by "sanitized" ?
Alice: Precision tactical nuclear device.
Jill Valentine: What yield ?
Alice: 5 kilotons.
Jill Valentine: [scoffs] **** Me.
Terri: What does that mean?
Alice: It means it'll destroy the infection....and all evidence of it.
Peyton: Bullshit...that's bullshit ! No ****ing way they would get away with that, it will all be on the ****ing news!
Terri: Cover up.
Alice: Cover up is already prepared. They melt down the nuclear power plant
Terri: A tragic accident.
Peyton: Not even Umbrella is capable of this.
Jill: Not capable? Peyton, you were there at the bridge, you know exactly how far Umbrella will go.
Peyton: So what we do now ?
Alice: I think we should be out here by sunrise
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[Alice and the survivors storm the Umbrella helicopter after taking out all the guards. Just as they all get aboard Nemesis appears and approaches the chopper]
L.J: [seeing Nemesis] Oh shit! We are stealing his ride, he wouldn't like that! [pointing the gun at the pilot] Take off now!
Major Cain: [from behind] What's the rush? [has Angela Ashford held at gunpoint]
L.J: [seeing Nemesis] Oh shit! We are stealing his ride, he wouldn't like that! [pointing the gun at the pilot] Take off now!
Major Cain: [from behind] What's the rush? [has Angela Ashford held at gunpoint]
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[Alternated version]
L.J Respect. Respect, man. [starts trying to get sympathized] I don't want no trouble, man! I got two kids and a bank account, man! I'm tellin' ya!
[Nemesis turns to leave]
L.J [Yelling at the back of Nemesis and punching the air] Mother****er!! Punk son a of bitch! You wanna go to war!? Mother****er, I'll take you to war! [Acts as though he is trying to get Nemesis]
L.J Respect. Respect, man. [starts trying to get sympathized] I don't want no trouble, man! I got two kids and a bank account, man! I'm tellin' ya!
[Nemesis turns to leave]
L.J [Yelling at the back of Nemesis and punching the air] Mother****er!! Punk son a of bitch! You wanna go to war!? Mother****er, I'll take you to war! [Acts as though he is trying to get Nemesis]
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[L.J is searching a classroom for Angela Ashford, and suddenly a shadow flashes at a door. He tip-toes to open the door and finds a skeleton model falls on him]
L.J [pointing at the model] I see you, mother... [A zombie jumps out from behind] Shittttttt!
[Carlos takes the zombie down from behind, L.J turns and is shocked at the sight of him]
Carlos: [panting] So you got the phone call as well?
L.J What?
Carlos: Are you here for the girl?
L.J Yeah, yeah, yeah, the girl...
L.J [pointing at the model] I see you, mother... [A zombie jumps out from behind] Shittttttt!
[Carlos takes the zombie down from behind, L.J turns and is shocked at the sight of him]
Carlos: [panting] So you got the phone call as well?
L.J What?
Carlos: Are you here for the girl?
L.J Yeah, yeah, yeah, the girl...
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[Nemesis has detected the S.T.A.R.S members at their hideout, Major Cain sees it at the controlling screen at his commanding chamber]
Major Cain: [to the operator] What do we have?
Operator: A dozen of our men, well-organized.
Major Cain: I'm surprised to see there is any survivor left alive.
Operator: They are S.T.A.R.S, Special Tactic and Rescue Squad, they're the best.
Major Cain: Let's see how good they really are. [commanding Nemesis to eliminate all the S.T.A.R.S members via the control panel]
Major Cain: [to the operator] What do we have?
Operator: A dozen of our men, well-organized.
Major Cain: I'm surprised to see there is any survivor left alive.
Operator: They are S.T.A.R.S, Special Tactic and Rescue Squad, they're the best.
Major Cain: Let's see how good they really are. [commanding Nemesis to eliminate all the S.T.A.R.S members via the control panel]
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[the sniper sees Nemesis coming towards the store and gets up, bewildered]
Sniper: What the **** is that?
[Nemesis' system scans the surrounding and displays "S.T.A.R.S member:12]
[sniper takes a shot at Nemesis and blasts a hole on Nemesis' chest, but Nemesis doesn't even flinch]
Sniper: Shit! [Takes another shot and still does no good, Nemesis' system screen flashes and displays "S.T.A.R.S member:13]
Sniper: You're going down, you son of a bitch! [Stands straight, Nemesis aims his rocket launcher at the roof. Sniper swears and ducks down as Nemesis fires. The number on Nemesis' screen flashes back to "12" as the rocket goes off.
Sniper: What the **** is that?
[Nemesis' system scans the surrounding and displays "S.T.A.R.S member:12]
[sniper takes a shot at Nemesis and blasts a hole on Nemesis' chest, but Nemesis doesn't even flinch]
Sniper: Shit! [Takes another shot and still does no good, Nemesis' system screen flashes and displays "S.T.A.R.S member:13]
Sniper: You're going down, you son of a bitch! [Stands straight, Nemesis aims his rocket launcher at the roof. Sniper swears and ducks down as Nemesis fires. The number on Nemesis' screen flashes back to "12" as the rocket goes off.
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[A zombie wanders around the convenience store where the S.T.A.R.S members use as a hideout, and is soon shot by a S.T.A.R.S sniper hiding on the roof of the store. The zombie wobbles backwards but does not drop dead]
Sniper: [loading his rifle] Plenty to go around. [fires another shot and the zombie falls dead] Yeehah! I've got the power.
[L.J comes limping to the store, the sniper sees him and takes another aim]
L.J: [seeing the sniper and hastily puts up both hands] Don't shoot! [the gun fires and L.J turns back to see another zombie falls right behind him.] Thanks! Owe you one, man.
Sniper: [loading his rifle] Plenty to go around. [fires another shot and the zombie falls dead] Yeehah! I've got the power.
[L.J comes limping to the store, the sniper sees him and takes another aim]
L.J: [seeing the sniper and hastily puts up both hands] Don't shoot! [the gun fires and L.J turns back to see another zombie falls right behind him.] Thanks! Owe you one, man.