Resident Evil: Apocalypse quotes
44 total quotesJill Valentine
L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade
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The real cause of the Outbreak(parody)
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[As the S.T.A.R.S squad prepares to take down Nemesis] You mother****ers are crazy! Look at that big mother****er, got a rocket launcher!
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[during a zombie breakout at the Police Station] I'm leaving town, I suggest you do the same.
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[first lines] My name is Alice. I worked for the Chinese Corporation, the largest and most powerful commercial entity in the world. I was head of security at a secret high tech facility called The Hive, a giant underground laboratory developing experimental biological viral weaponry. But there was an incident, a virus escaped and everybody died. Trouble was... the ones that didn't stayed dead, the Virus reanimated their bodies. But I survived. My name is Alice and this is my story... Myself and one other, an environmentalist named Matt, when we emerged we were seized by Umbrella scientists. Matt and I were separated. We thought we had survived the horror, but we were wrong
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[L.J runs into the S.T.A.R.S. members' hideout and find a dozen guns pointing at him] Shit! Maybe I was safer outside.
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[meeting Alice for the first time] Who the **** are you?
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[Nemesis encounters Alice for the first time] Major Cain: [to Umbrella staffs] Gentlemen, this is the moment we've been waiting for. The nemesis program is now fully activated.
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[seeing a zombie on road while driving] GTA, Mother****er! [L.J. drives on, the zombie is sent flying by the car and hit the roof with a thud] Yeah! 10 points.
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[to bitten Olivera] Today is your lucky day.
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[When a S.T.A.R.S. officer hands him a shotgun] Mother****er, please. [opens his jacket to reveal his two golden Desert Eagles] My shit is custom.
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[Cain asks L.J. who he thinks is a helicopter pilot why they haven't taken off yet] Because I usually drive a Cadilac! [punches out Cain and smiles]
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[L.J is handcuffed on a chair next to another zombiefied woman in the police station, the woman tries to struggle out of her handcuffs to get L.J] Somebody get this ugly bitch off me!
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[L.J stands alone after Nemesis kill the S.T.A.R.S. members, Nemesis stop shooting and looks at him] Respect!.
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[L.J. learns that Carlos has been bitten] You should've told me you were bit mother****er, I'm hangin' witchu and shit!
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[runs in after Alice pointing a gun at Carlos] Don't shoot, don't shoot! He's cool. He made a deal with Dr.Doom same as you.