Rushmore quotes

56 total quotes

Dirk Calloway
Herman Blume
Max Fischer
Multiple Characters

View Quote Rosemary Cross: How did I hurt your feelings?
Max Fischer: Oh, my God! I wrote a hit play! [pause] And I'm in love with you.

View Quote Rosemary Cross: I'll show you the door.
Max Fischer: I'll just go back out the window.

View Quote Rosemary Cross: That's none of your business.
Max Fischer: I know it's not, but I just got hit by a car and I'm feeling a little confused.

View Quote [Max has just petitioned to make Latin a required subject]
Magnus Buchan: [heavy Scottish brogue] Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark!
Max Fischer: Is that Latin?

View Quote [Describing Max to the police] 112 pounds. Black hair. Glasses... Oval face.

View Quote [Introducing his play "Heaven and Hell"] Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.

View Quote [On a walkie-talkie] There's action across the street. [static] It's Snowman! Take him!

View Quote [to Dr. Peter] I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?

View Quote [to Max] I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day.

View Quote [to Rosemary] I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!

View Quote [to Rosemary] Rushmore was my life, now you are.

View Quote [to Rosemary] So we both have dead people in our families.

View Quote Did Max have something planned for us today? A trip to a museum or something?

View Quote I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

View Quote I wrote a hit play!