Rushmore quotes

View Quote Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.

View Quote Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. That's all anyone really cares about.

View Quote Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days

View Quote My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. But my safety's Harvard.

View Quote Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these.

View Quote Oh yeah and with friends like you who needs friends?

View Quote She's sweet, but she's ****ed-up.

View Quote Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.

View Quote You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

View Quote You think I got kicked out for just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you wanna know something else? It was worth it.

View Quote You're a married man, Blume.