Shrek 2 quotes
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Donkey
Multiple Characters
Puss in Boots
Shrek
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Puss: Just in case there is something wrong with the potion, allow me to take the first sip. It would be an honour to lay my life on the line for you.
Donkey: No, no, no. If there's gonna be any animal testing, I'm gonna do it. That's the best friend's job. Now gimme that potion!
[He grabs the "Happily Ever After" potion in his mouth and chugs down some of it]
Shrek: How do you feel?
Donkey: ... I don't feel any different. Do I look any different?
Puss: You still look like an ass to me.
Donkey: No, no, no. If there's gonna be any animal testing, I'm gonna do it. That's the best friend's job. Now gimme that potion!
[He grabs the "Happily Ever After" potion in his mouth and chugs down some of it]
Shrek: How do you feel?
Donkey: ... I don't feel any different. Do I look any different?
Puss: You still look like an ass to me.
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Queen: Harold!
Fiona: Shrek!
Shrek: Fiona!
Harold: Fiona!
Fiona: Mom!
Queen: Harold...
Donkey: Donkey!
Fiona: Shrek!
Shrek: Fiona!
Harold: Fiona!
Fiona: Mom!
Queen: Harold...
Donkey: Donkey!
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Shrek: [has just discovered that King Harold hired Puss in Boots to kill him] Well... so much for "Dad's Royal Blessing."
Donkey: It ain't that bad, Shrek. I mean, almost everyone who meets you wants to kill you.
Shrek: Thanks (!)
Donkey: It ain't that bad, Shrek. I mean, almost everyone who meets you wants to kill you.
Shrek: Thanks (!)
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Shrek: [to receptionist] Oh, by the way, it would be really great if the Fairy Godmother didn't know we were here. Y'know what I'm sayin', bub, huh?
Donkey: Huh?
Shrek: Huh?
Donkey: Huh? Huh? Huh?! HUH?!
Shrek: Stop it.
Receptionist: Of course. Go right in.
Donkey: Huh?
Shrek: Huh?
Donkey: Huh? Huh? Huh?! HUH?!
Shrek: Stop it.
Receptionist: Of course. Go right in.
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Shrek: Are you up for a little quest, Donkey?
Donkey: Ah, yeah, that's more like it! Shrek and Donkey on another whirlwind adventure! [singing as he and Shrek start walking away] Ain't no stoppin' us now, whoo! / We're on the move...
Puss: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club, we have jackets.
Puss in Boots: On my honor! I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life, as you have spared me mine.
Donkey: Oh, I'm sorry, but the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.
Donkey: Ah, yeah, that's more like it! Shrek and Donkey on another whirlwind adventure! [singing as he and Shrek start walking away] Ain't no stoppin' us now, whoo! / We're on the move...
Puss: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club, we have jackets.
Puss in Boots: On my honor! I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life, as you have spared me mine.
Donkey: Oh, I'm sorry, but the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.
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Shrek: Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you!
Donkey: Oh, man, where do I begin? Well, first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans, I ain't never got over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and he had all the guests try to pin the tail on me! Then they all got drunk, and started beating me with a stick going, "Piñata, piñata!" What is a piñata anyway?!
Donkey: Oh, man, where do I begin? Well, first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans, I ain't never got over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and he had all the guests try to pin the tail on me! Then they all got drunk, and started beating me with a stick going, "Piñata, piñata!" What is a piñata anyway?!
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Shrek: Donkey, you're a...
Donkey: A stallion baby! I can whinny! [whinnies] I can count! [taps hoof] [starts trotting] Look at me Shrek, I'm trotting!
Donkey: A stallion baby! I can whinny! [whinnies] I can count! [taps hoof] [starts trotting] Look at me Shrek, I'm trotting!
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Shrek: Gingy, do you still know the muffin man?
Gingy: Well, yeah, sure, he's down on Drury Lane. Why?
Shrek: Because we're gonna need flour. Lots and lots of flour.
Gingy: Well, yeah, sure, he's down on Drury Lane. Why?
Shrek: Because we're gonna need flour. Lots and lots of flour.
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Shrek: Well, well, Donkey. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring?
Donkey: What are you talking about? I ain't purring.
Shrek: Oh, sure. What's next? A hug?
Donkey: What are you talking about? I ain't purring.
Shrek: Oh, sure. What's next? A hug?
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[after Donkey catches the "Happily Ever After" potion in his mouth] Finally, a good use for your mouth.
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[after robbing two men of their clothes] Thank you, gentlemen! Someday, I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget.
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[in the argument at the dinner table] I got to go to the bathroom. (Dinner is served) Never mind, I can hold it!
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A cute, button nose... thick wavey locks... taut, round buttocks?!
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All right, let's crash this party!
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Come on, Shrek, it only seems bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.