Spaceballs quotes
81 total quotesMultiple Characters
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Opening credits
President Skroob
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Yogurt! Yogurt! [referring to the character] I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries!
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[After Vespa blows away a group of Spaceballs] Holy shit!
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[choking and gagging; pulls up mask] I can't breathe in this thing!
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[Indicating the suitcases] It's her royal highness's matched luggage!
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[Spaceballs are literally combing the desert]
Sandurz: Sir.
Dark Helmet: [about to use the bullhorn to the workers uses it on Sandurz instead] What?
Sandurz: Are we being too literal?
Dark Helmet: [through the bullhorn] No you fool, we're following orders, we were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it! [puts down bullhorn] Find anything yet?!
Soldier: Nothing yet, sir.
Dark Helmet: How about you?!
Soldier: Not a thing sir!
[camera pans to two soldiers using a mini comb] Dark Helmet: What about you guys?!
Soldier: We ain't found shit!
Dark Helmet: [about to use the bullhorn to the workers uses it on Sandurz instead] What?
Sandurz: Are we being too literal?
Dark Helmet: [through the bullhorn] No you fool, we're following orders, we were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it! [puts down bullhorn] Find anything yet?!
Soldier: Nothing yet, sir.
Dark Helmet: How about you?!
Soldier: Not a thing sir!
[camera pans to two soldiers using a mini comb] Dark Helmet: What about you guys?!
Soldier: We ain't found shit!
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[Talking to Barf after King Roland calls them to rescue Vespa] We're not just doing it for money...We're doing it for a shitload of money!