Spaceballs quotes

81 total quotes

Barf
Dark Helmet
Lone Starr

View Quote Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

View Quote Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.

View Quote I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

View Quote I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you can handle it.

View Quote I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!

View Quote I'll bet she gives great helmet.

View Quote I'm a Mog. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.

View Quote Just what we need... a Druish Princess!

View Quote Look your highness, it's not that we're afraid, far from it. It's just that we've got this thing about death; it's not us.

View Quote On this ship, you are to refer to me as "idiot," not "you captain"! I mean - you know what I mean!

View Quote Placemat in Diner reads: Spaceballs the Placemat.

View Quote Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!

View Quote So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

View Quote What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

View Quote Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?!