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[while fighting Tombstone] You gonna fight or are you just flappin' gums? Ya hard-boiled turtle slapper!
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Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for 10 years, I've been the one and only– Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. [ Ben Parker: With great power, comes great responsibility.] I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again, and again and again, and again. And I did, uh– I did this. [cuts to Peter doing the infamous dance from Spider-Man 3– unlike the original, he has his Spider-Man suit on] We don't really talk about this. Look, I'm a comic book, I'm a cereal, did a Christmas album. I have an excellent theme song. [TV show song: Spider-Man, Spider-Man–] And a– a so-so popsicle. I mean, I've looked worse. But after everything, I still love being Spider-Man. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. There's only one Spider-Man, and you're looking at him.
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Alright, people. Let’s start at the beginning one last time. My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, And for the last 2 years, I've been the one and only Spider-Woman. You guys know the rest. I joined a band, saved my dad. I couldn't save my best friend, Peter Parker. So now I save everyone else, and I don't do friends anymore. Just to avoid any distractions. And one day this weird thing happened. and I mean, like, really weird. I was blown into last week literally. I landed in New York, but not my New York. My Spider-Sense told me to head to Visions Academy. [to Miles] Wasn't sure why until I met you. [Miles: [nervously] I like your haircut.] [deadpan] You don't get to like my haircut.
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And it's a no on the cape. [Miles Morales: I think it's cool.] Take that off. It's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape.
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Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?
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Can you float in the air at the smell of a delicious pie?
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Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at?
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Do animals talk in this dimension? 'Cause I don't wanna freak him out.
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Everybody knows that the best way to learn is under intense life-threatening pressure.
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He figured it out.
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Here's lesson number one, kid. Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands.
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Hi, guys! Konichiwa! Hajimemashite yoroshiku!
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How many more Spider-people are there? [Peter B. Parker: Save it for Comic-Con.] What's Comic-Con?
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I think you're gonna be a bad teacher.
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I'm from another dimension. I mean, another–another dimension.