Swingers quotes

View Quote I could have been out with Sue one night drinkin' somewhere and told her I was a racecar driver.

View Quote I don't know what it was, it was...a...drugs are bad, Jenny eat something, whatever. It's an After School special.

View Quote I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know. The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man.

View Quote I got an agent who specializes in magicians.

View Quote I took out $300, but 'm only betting with $100. I can't afford any more than that, all right? Now, I figure if we buy a lot of chips, the pit boss will comp us lots of free shit. That's how it works over there.

View Quote I'm the asshole? I'm the asshole in the place yeah? Yeah, well I'm outta here. I would never eat here, I would never eat here anyway.

View Quote If you call too soon, you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.

View Quote It's so ****ing on!

View Quote Like a Las Vegas waitress is going to get an obscure French philosophical reference. It's like 'm trying to show off to her. I may as well have said 'let me jump your ignorant bones'.

View Quote Listen to me baby, there's going to be beautiful babies there.

View Quote Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know?

View Quote Michael, is he clean?

View Quote Okay, already, 'll put my suit on. Grab the wheel. Hold it steady.

View Quote She doesn't deserve you

View Quote So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?