Swingers quotes
82 total quotesAnswering Machine
Mike Peters
Rob
Sue
Trent Walker
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So, you called her up, right, err...you didn't call her. Why didn't you call her? You said you didn't call her. Why didn't you call her? Mike...Mike...
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That was so ****ing money. That was like the Jedi mind shit.
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That's my hog, right there.
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That's not gonna be good enough. I want to make plans to see you.
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There she is, the wonderful lady. Personality plus! Nothing but smiles for me whenever I come in here.
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There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party.
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They love T-, man. That boy can ****ing talk.
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They went with someone who had more theme park experience. 'd kill for that job.
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They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, do you dig that?
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This is Trent; we call him 'Double Down'.
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Um... a malt Glen Gari for me and my friend here. And, if you tell the bartender to go extra easy on the water, then this fifty cent piece has your name on it.
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Vegas, baby. Vegas.
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We saw them at Roscoe's that night. It's totally fine. Trent cleared it up. I apologized; bought them some chicken waffles. It's totally fine.
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Well, we're not in Kansas anymore.
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Yo, Double Down, what time are we leaving?