Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston: [blank and insincere] I Promise, I Will Never Die.
Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston: [blank and insincere] I Promise, I Will Never Die.
Lisa : Promise me you'll never die.
Gary Johnston : You know I can't promise that.
Lisa : If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston : [blank and insincere] I Promise, I Will Never Die.
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