Team America: World Police quotes
53 total quotesLisa
Matt Damon
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Spottswoode
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9/11 times ... [various characters]
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Both Lisa and Sarah: I treasure your friendship.
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Empath: I sense... [The obvious or erroneous]
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Gary Johnston: We were all out at the zoo one day. I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit. I fell in. Everyone screamed and Tommy jumped in after me, forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket. The gorillas just went wild. They jumped all over his body and... threw him around like a rag doll to get to those blueberries. One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla who, tossed him to another... Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help but it was too late. The gorillas... beat him to death, before the zookeepers could gas them all. My acting... got my brother killed. I got to live with that, every single day.
Lisa: Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did.
Lisa: Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did.
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Kim Jong Il: Do you have any idea how ****ing busy I am?
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Lisa: God, I'm so confused! It's too soon to be having feelings for you.
Gary Johnston: Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them.
Gary Johnston: Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them.
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Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston: [blank and insincere] I Promise, I Will Never Die.
Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston: [blank and insincere] I Promise, I Will Never Die.
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Lisa: Terrorize this!
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Alec Baldwin: We are here to usher in a new era without violence. By following the rules of the Film Actors Guild, the world can become a better place ...that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning. That... is the **** way. One day you will all look at the world us actors created and say, "Wow, good goin', ****. You really made the world a better place, didn't ya, ****?"
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Chechen Leader: [to Gary] I like you. You have balls. I like balls.
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Chris: I hate to break this little party, but there are still a lot of bad guys out there.
Gary Johnston: Er-well, then let's show the bad guys the police are back in force!
Lisa: **** yeah.
Gary Johnston: **** yeah.
Gary Johnston: Er-well, then let's show the bad guys the police are back in force!
Lisa: **** yeah.
Gary Johnston: **** yeah.
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Chris: Well, I am not going anywhere with this [lays hands on Gary] ****in' traitor!
Joe: Yeah! What makes you think we'll take you back, you douchebag?!
Chris: We're doing this without you!
Spottswoode: Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me, that he is one hundred percent committed to the team. He proved it last night by sucking my ****!
[for a brief moment, the team gaze at Gary a little suspiciously]
Joe: Uhright! Come on, team, we gotta find that stage!
Joe: Yeah! What makes you think we'll take you back, you douchebag?!
Chris: We're doing this without you!
Spottswoode: Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me, that he is one hundred percent committed to the team. He proved it last night by sucking my ****!
[for a brief moment, the team gaze at Gary a little suspiciously]
Joe: Uhright! Come on, team, we gotta find that stage!
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Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my ****!
[He pauses and grins sardonically]
Spottswoode: Heh, Heh. Just kidding!
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my ****!
[He pauses and grins sardonically]
Spottswoode: Heh, Heh. Just kidding!
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Gary: [irritated and barking] I said get away from me!! I'm completely lost! I've hit rock bottom!
Woman at Window: Get out of the street, you ****ing bum! [Gary stumbles against some trash near a bin] You gave up on life, didn't ya?!
Woman at Window: Get out of the street, you ****ing bum! [Gary stumbles against some trash near a bin] You gave up on life, didn't ya?!