The Cable Guy quotes

22 total quotes

Chip Douglas
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Steve Kovac

View Quote Ok i'm takin off.... See ya..... b y e........

View Quote Someone has to kill the baby sitter!

View Quote Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz! Bad boy, bad boy. Watcha gonna do?

View Quote WOW, nice jump, Spiderman!

View Quote You know, the problem with real life is, there's no danger music [begins humming]

View Quote [Lisping] You stupid son of a bitch.

View Quote [Whispers] Am I really your buddy?