Wayne's World quotes

80 total quotes

Garth Algar
Mikita's manager, Glen
Wayne Campbell
Wayne & Garth catch-phrases

View Quote Ah yes, it's a lot like 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'. In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.

View Quote As if!

View Quote Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

View Quote Come in, your landing gear is down! (holding headset upside down)

View Quote Did you ever see that 'Twilight Zone' where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

View Quote Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

View Quote Excuse me, I'd like to get by now.

View Quote Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

View Quote Hey Garth — that was a haiku.

View Quote Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew...spew into this. (Unfolding and holding out a tiny Dixie paper cup to a sick-looking friend.)

View Quote I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw...

View Quote I mean, there are two Darren Stevens, right? Dick York and Dick Sargeant.Shyeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh, hold on! Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.

View Quote I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

View Quote I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be. advising Garth about his fear of vomiting if he talks to his dream girl

View Quote I'm having a good time... not.