Wayne's World quotes

View Quote If she were a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln

View Quote In the edited for TV verison Garth states "Jamoca almond idiot" as the ice cream flavor.

View Quote It's sucking my will to live!

View Quote Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago — excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs, nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. OK, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. However I do have a cable access show — and I still know how to party. But what I'd really like is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. It might happen, tsshyeah, right, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

View Quote Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.

View Quote No way. Way!

View Quote Not!

View Quote Okay... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR-4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to COMSAT-6, beam it back to SATCOM-3 transponder number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo. It's almost too easy.

View Quote Pardon me — do you have any Grey Poupon?

View Quote Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.

View Quote Schwing! (sometimes "Scha-wing!") (In Wayne's world 2, Wayne and Garth see Heather Locklear.

View Quote That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

View Quote Wayne's World, Wayne's World, party time, excellent!

View Quote Wayne, it's never going to happen, live in the now!

View Quote Wayne: It's Heather Locklear, there is a god. Garth: Heather be thy name. Both: Schwiiiiiiing (in a quite high pitch voice, and like singing in a gospel choir to the background music). ) She's a babe!