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Lavender. Get on my head!
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Like seriously, I like threw up in my own purse.
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Look! Stripper, you are kind of a disgusting skank. (To tipper)
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Now that you aren't married anymore...can I get her number...(pause)..ok maybe later
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Oh yeah this is happening (said while peeing in the kitchen sink) oh, and by the way, it's your day on dishes
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She is a wily temptress...and what do wily temptress do? They tempt you, in a wily temptress way...and then play you.
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They ring the door bell and when he answers they JUNK-punch him right up in his man-business, and while he lying there on the floor writhing in pain asking "Why?", they answer. "YOU know why.." (nods smiling at her plan)
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They should make a law about what a bad lawyer I am...then again I wouldn't know about it
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To anyone who has ever been dumped and to anyone who has ever been fired...when I say screw you say you...
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Uh...I, I don't have my glasses...
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We got robbed...the only thing they took was the door.. (shrugs shoulders)
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What happened to "what's mine is yours baby.." we're married now...remember?
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Yeah that's a little bit of me...and some other people. (Response when Joy says his bed stinks)
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You I don't like and your friend, I want to cut him
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You took yourself out of the game.