Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes

93 total quotes

Judge Doom
Multiple Characters
Roger Rabbit

View Quote C'mon, Roger. Let's go home. I'll bake ya a carrot cake [Roger chuckles...].

View Quote Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning.

View Quote I can give you stars, look! (hits himself with a frying pan) Look! (hits himself again) Lo-o-o-o-k! (keeps hitting himself)

View Quote I love you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.

View Quote I would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels.

View Quote I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant, and I'll try him, convict him, and execute him.

View Quote I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

View Quote Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?

View Quote Is this man removing evidence from a scene of a crime?

View Quote Judge Doom: Surprised? [after Eddie realizes that Doom is a toon]

View Quote Nice shirt. Who's your tailor? Quasimodo?

View Quote No toon can resist the old "shave and a haircut" trick.

View Quote No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

View Quote P-p-please, Eddie. You know there's no justice for toons anymore. If the weasels get their hands on me, I'm as good as dipped!

View Quote Put that gun down, you buck-toothed fool!