Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes

93 total quotes

Judge Doom
Multiple Characters
Roger Rabbit

View Quote (As Eddie "entertains" the weasels) Hey, Eddie! Keep it up! You're "killing 'em"! You're "slaying 'em"! You're "knocking 'em dead"!

View Quote [A weasel tries to frisk Jessica too close to her cleavage, and gets his hand caught in a bear-trap hidden therein] Nice booby-trap.

View Quote [After Doom is flattened] Holy smoke, he's a toon!

View Quote [After Smart Ass disagrees with the song lyrics] No, but this does. [kicks Smart Ass to the dip mixer, killing him]

View Quote [After Smart Ass points a gun into him] You keep talking like that, and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out! [puts soap to Smart Ass's mouth]

View Quote [After the Weasels have noisily machine-gunned their way into his office] Hello, boys. Didn't hear you come in.

View Quote [After watching the newsreel] That's it!! THAT'S the connection!!!

View Quote [catching Eddie with Jessica] Dabbling in watercolors, Eddie?

View Quote [Eddie is hiding Roger in his pants] Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

View Quote [to Roger as Doom tries his "Shave-and-a-haircut trick"] I don't know who's toonier, you or Doom.

View Quote [To Roger, Eddie Valiant having saved her life] My hero! [To Roger] Oh, honey bunny!

View Quote [upon seing the vat of "dip"] Oh my God...IT'S DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!

View Quote [while putting on a large black rubber glove] Since I've had Toontown under my jurisdiction my goal has been to rein in the insanity, and the only way to do that is to make Toons respect--[lets the glove snap back onto his arm]--the law.

View Quote {to the weasels] If you don't stop that laughing, you're gonna end up dead, just like your idiot hyena cousins!

View Quote Boy, did you see that? Nobody takes a wallop like Goofy. What timing! What finesse! What a genius!