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Well, you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan.
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What's the dealio, yo?
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Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, Ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
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Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
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Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.
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You can read minds?!?!?!
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You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.
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You is talking loco and I like it!
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You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite... you aren't.
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[Cellphone rings] God?
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[Upon seeing the model of the "Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too] What is this, a center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? The center has to be at least... three times bigger than this!