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Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.
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Obey my dog!
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Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.
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Shut your hole Zane!
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SNAP
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Taste my pain, bitch!
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That's bullshit, Mugatu's a dick!
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The original Greek word "model" means "misshapen ball of clay", and I try to think about that every time I go in front of the camera.
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The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder? [Derek glares at him] Nice Comeback!
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There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."
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They're break-dance fighting.
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Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
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Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.
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We've got thirty years worth of files, right here in this computer, they're gonna bring you down!! [Throws the computer off the balcony, still thinking that the files are _in_ the computer.] [After the computer smashed up on the ground:] Where'd all the files go?