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I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !
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I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.
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I think we should all get naked.
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I was at a day spa. DAY. D-a-i-y-e.
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I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
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I'm not an ambi-turner.
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I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.
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If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
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It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!
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Just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience of my life.
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Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.
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Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.
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Matil, Matil... Is it al right if I call you Matil?
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Me and my friends have been too busy sunbathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys for the past two weeks, tripping on acid. Changed our whole perspective on shit.
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Mer-man! *keh... keh... keh...* MER-MAN!