Addams Family, The (1991) quotes

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Wednesday

View Quote Morticia: Gomez, let's go for a drive- the whole family.
Gomez: A drive? And miss Gilligan?

View Quote Morticia: Margaret, about the séance tonight, I wish you'd come. It's Gomez, I'm terribly worried about him. He won't eat, he can't sleep, he keeps coughing up blood...
Margaret: He coughs up blood?
Morticia: Well, not like he used to.

View Quote Sally Jessy Raphael: So, you say your son was kidnapped by voodoo witch doctors? Let's take a call.
Gomez: Hello, Sally?
Sally Jessy Raphael: [frustrated] Mr. Addams, please, stop calling! We do not know where they meet!

View Quote Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?
Wednesday: He's only a child.
Uncle Fester: That's no excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.

View Quote Wednesday: [hooking up an electric chair] Pugsley, sit in the chair.
Pugsley: Why?
Wednesday: So we can play a game.
Pugsley: What game?
Wednesday: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"

View Quote Wednesday: Pass the salt.
Morticia: And what do we say?
Wednesday: [sternly] Now.

View Quote [Gomez and Fester are watching home movies]
Gomez: Do you remember that fateful night?
Uncle Fester: [hedging] Um...your first cigar!
Gomez: What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5- Mother insisted.

View Quote [Morticia and Grandma examine a valuable heirloom Morticia is donating to charity]
Grandma: Let's keep it!
Morticia: Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.

View Quote [looking through an armoire] Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe... Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe... Uncle Nick-Nack...

View Quote [looking through Fester's suitcase] Crowbar... dynamite... cyanide. Fester- as if we'd run out.

View Quote [to Tully] Dirty pool, old man. I like it!

View Quote [upon seeing that Fester is actually Gordon] I knew it! You are a fake!

View Quote [watching Pugsley sleep] He looks so sweet... just like a little entrée.

View Quote [Wednesday finishes strapping Pugsley into the electric chair and goes over to the controls] Wednesday: It has to warm up.
Pugsley: Why?
Wednesday: So it can kill you.
Pugsley: I knew that.

View Quote [when asked about her Halloween costume] This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac- they look just like everyone else.