The Angry Birds Movie quotes

View Quote Olive: There you go!
Blues: [grunt and falling down] Ooh! Wait, what are we doing? [grunting and gasping] Watch out!
[Blue #1 gasps and Blue #2 thumps and groans]
Blues: Whoa!
[The slingshot creaks and the blues groan happily]

View Quote Red: Terence, I got an idea! Do you think you can pull the slingshot back far enough to hit that giant boulder? [Terence growls] Okay, launch me right towards the top of that thing. [The slingshot then he low growls, to the rocks Red's until] Ready?
Chuck: Red, I'm not gonna lie to you. I am... [Sobbing and chuckling] ...Really gonna miss you when you die!
Bomb: Rest in peace, my friend. Rest in peace!
Red: Hey, guys. Let's not get cheesy, okay? Ready, FIRE! [growls angrily the same filled rocks after Terence launches him to the rocks with the slingshot] This is gonna hurt!
King Mudbeard: What was that? Huh? [Red's as roof crashes him] My roof!
Chuck: [to Bomb] Did he make it?
Bomb: I hope he's okay.
Red: I'M IN!
Chuck: [as everyone cheers] YEAH! I KNEW HE'D MAKE IT! YAY!
Red: SEND EVERYONE ELSE!

View Quote Red: We have to get closer.
[Bomb launches Judge Peckinpah being shot from the slingshot]
Judge Peckinpah: [being shot from the slingshot and holding his gavel] Judge Power! [The tower crashes and Judge Peckinpah from so much] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
[Chuck and Bomb launches and slingshot]
Chuck: Uh-oh!
Bomb: TRIAL BY FIRE!
Chuck: No, literally, he's on fire right now. Can somebody please help him?

View Quote Red: Who needs plates when you got this guy's face, right? [Goes as if to leave, then comes back.] Oh, wait, I almost forgot, you know, I'm supposed to do a quick customer satisfaction survey before I... [whistles] ..Split, okay? So, on a scale of 1 to 3 stars, what would say about my performance? [starting to walk back] And don't forget, the squirrel was... [The squirrel screeches and Red is falling backwards] FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… [Trips on squirrel. Red is falling backwards right to a real egg in a nest.] SORRY ABOUT THIS! MY BAAAAAAAD...! [Red grunts and is stopped inches away from the egg by Edward, everyone grunts and whose tail is being held by Eva, whose tail is being held by Timothy. Timothy notices a piece of cake on the floor, and lets go to eat it. Everyone else then falls over.] [muffled] Congratulations! [The egg is now broken, and Red is upside down in it.] It's a boy!

View Quote Red: [chuckles then is taking off his clown costume as he is talking.] Well, you know, I'm not sure you're gonna like this, um, but since you asked, rather than being on me, as you suggested, this cake... IS ON YOU!!! [Red slams the cake on Edward's face.] So, you wanna hear a story? [Is dressing Edward in the clown costume as he is talking.] I run my butt off, literally, mind you, to get the Gluten-FCake. What the heck is gluten? I mean, does gluten even exist?

View Quote Red: [to Chuck and Bomb] OK, look, I'm gonna run up and tackle the pig on the left. Bomb, you could handle 2, Chuck, I don't know if you can help, we gotta figure out a way to get into that [slow motion] Roooooooooo... [Chuck chuckles as he piggies water pink, more like so much plunger and holding his gavel. "Fart Face". A clock beeps punches, launch him] ...Oooooooooooooooooooooooo... [The tackle the on the left, camera shutters] ...Oooooooooooooooooooooooooom. [normal voice and whispers] Anyone have any bright ideas? [The piggies a pink, and water splashes. A more like plunger pops]
Piggy: You are gonna pay for that! [The piggies scream runs left, Red's figure out a way to get into that]
Red: [Red whispers and to Chuck and Bomb] What the heck just happened?

View Quote Stella: Did he say "eat the eggs"? [Helene gags. Bomb launches him to the tower with slingshot, the muffled screams as tower crashes. Mighty Eagle grunts softly.]
Red: Okay, I want you to curl up into a little ball. All right, make yourself aerodynamic.
Bubbles: Like this? [inhales deeply]
Chuck: To the left, to the left!
Bubbles: Lemme at 'em!
Red: Launch! [Bubbles screams. Chuck launches him to the bubbles with the slingshot, wall crashes flies as then he falling facing curl ball little into inside get over his with blows lands and his head on the into the Piggies holding his gavel Bubbles' bad giant far boulder and is puts starting cool down, and breaks the towards direction, aerodynamic he softly hits inside comes.]
Bubbles: Don't mess with Bubbles! [gets pigpiled, then inflates] I TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS WITH ME!!!
Red: Wow, that blows. Uh, in a good way.

View Quote Stella: [to Red] Oh, hi, Red. It's good to see you.
Red: I wish I could say the same. [The bird laughs and is lifting his son over Red.] [Red gasps, grunts and groans in pain. The bird stops laughing] [Sarcastically.] Thank you. [grunts] [A bird plays a saxophone music, and Red grunts takes another bird's apple and puts in the saxophone stops music]

View Quote [Chuck and Bomb gasps]
Bomb: I knew it!
Chuck: Let's be roomies.
Bomb: Roommates! Oh, I can't wait to make a chores list.
Red: Wait, hold on a second.
Chuck: I'll move my nest in the master bedroom. [chuckles] Bomb, you can stay in the guest house!
Red: No, no, no, no.
Bomb: Can we get a bunk nest?
Chuck: This is gonna best perfect!
Red: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, no! [Bomb chuckles]
Mighty Eagle: WHOO!

View Quote [first lines; Red is running through the forest carrying a fake egg]
Red: [gasping] Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, oh, boy, oh, boy. Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy. Come on, come on, we gotta move, we gotta move. [goes through a log and then falls down a cliff] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! [grunts and starts falling] No, no, no, no, no! [screams, tries to grab a vine, but slips. Red grabs a vine and the fake egg] Hey, hey, gotcha! [swings on a vine. A snake gets caught on the vine] [grunts] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[Red and the snake screaming]
Red: I don't like it, I don't like it! [drops the fake egg; grunting]
[Red grunting and falls down a tree and hits branches on the way down]
Red: [screams] Ah! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Oh! Beak! Wing! Tail! Ribs! Giblets! [groans, and grabs the egg. He chuckles. The tree branch flings him up, he screams] I'm flying! No, still can't fly. [splashes, babbles and falls in water; muffled] I cannot believe this. [gasping] Breathe, breathe. [grabs the fake egg, goes onto land and pulls a fish thing of himself] Bottom feeder. [goes up the treehouse] Up and over! [knocks on the door then puts on a clown costume] TA-DA!
[Timothy starts screaming and crying]
Red: Ah, no, no, no, no, no! Look, it's okay, I'm just a clown!

View Quote [A baby bird he running land out, Chuck and Red]
Chuck: [gasps] Oh, no! [The audience gasps and Stella's tower, Red castle]
Stella: I wasn't expecting this. [Red's sees that Leonard is King Mudbeard]
Red: Oh, hold on a second! [skips through the meadow holding the egg] That guy's the king? [then the big cloud eats the small cloud] He's gotta have the eggs with him in the castle!

View Quote [Bomb ululates as he smashes castle his got bad late day]
Kevin: Ouchy! [King Mudbeard chuckles as he hard falls and the rocks]
King Mudbeard: [Grunts and laughs] CALL IN THE PIGGY AIR FORCE!! [Kevin runs into hurt, as he hard rock]

View Quote [Flashback begins of Bomb walking into a house.]
Multiple Birds: SURPRISE! [Bomb explodes and literally blows up, destroying the entire house. The party horn honks]
Bomb: [sighs] Excuse me. Party foul. [A bird falls. Stella grunting and flashback ends]
Chuck: [Gasps] DO IT!

View Quote [Police sirens sound in the background, and sirens wailing. and Terence evilly chuckles.]

View Quote [Terence gets a slingshot]
Bird: Aim for that ramp! [The everyone cheers, aim ramp all chanting "Terence, Terence, Terence", Terence's as he and grunting breaks a slingshot creaks and falls and finally lands onto the ground. Terence gasps]
Chuck: [door opens to Red] No Eggs In Here. No, no, no, no, no!
Red: Hey! [Gasps] I'm on this. [The door opens and piggies shower]
Piggies Shower: Redrum!
Red: [The door closes for and lands piggies shower] Umm, never mind.