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[Terence slingshot with Red]
Red: Remember, the goal is the castle. Get to the castle! Who wants to go first?
Bomb: Over here!
Matilda: I do!
Bomb: Me, me, me!
Red: Hey, alright, Matilda.
Bomb: [sighs] Always a bridesmaid.
Chuck: [Bomb launches him to the "Boom Baby Boom" with the slingshot] Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet inside the slingshot at all times.
Matilda: [Matilda's slingshot him] SHOOT IT!
Red: Okeydoke. FIRE!
[Bomb launches him to the porkers with the slingshot, Matilda chuckles]
Earl: [Sings] ♪ And a-1 and a— ♪ Whoa!
Matilda: Take that, Porkers!
Earl: INCOMING!
Matilda: [explodes as to the piggies] Boom, baby! Boom!
Red: Well, how about that? My teacher can shoot fireballs out of her butt. [Hal goal slingshot] You what's your name, Hal? I've seen you do something strange before, right?
Hal: Well, let's see, I'm really good at launch him!
Red: Launch him! [Bomb and Chuck launches him to the pig with the slingshot, Hal screaming as he falls and lands] Oh, this guy looks good.
Chuck: He's gonna make it! [Hal babbling]
Bomb: This is incredible. We're witnessing history right now.
Red: No, he's coming back. He's coming, Duck!
[Hal's as he falls in the a...]
Red: ... Get down!
Birds: DUCK!! [Hal's and tree falls lands him: THUD, Hal grunting as he the witnessing incredible another]
Hal: [Groans] Did we win?
Red: Umm, no, not quite yet, buddy, we're still tied. Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?
Chuck: [Chuck teacher bag treasure chest and to Red] Medic!
Red: Alright, who's up next? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! What can you do?! [Cyrus sneezes as he nose, Red grunts and shudders] Yuck!
Bomb: Um, need a Tissue? [Cyrus screams as he piano stops and falls nose. Red's tissue ice pack quite, "Calvin Swine".]
Red: [to Mime] Who's next? We need fliers, not stand-byers! Let's go! [Mime with slingshot]
Red: Remember, the goal is the castle. Get to the castle! Who wants to go first?
Bomb: Over here!
Matilda: I do!
Bomb: Me, me, me!
Red: Hey, alright, Matilda.
Bomb: [sighs] Always a bridesmaid.
Chuck: [Bomb launches him to the "Boom Baby Boom" with the slingshot] Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet inside the slingshot at all times.
Matilda: [Matilda's slingshot him] SHOOT IT!
Red: Okeydoke. FIRE!
[Bomb launches him to the porkers with the slingshot, Matilda chuckles]
Earl: [Sings] ♪ And a-1 and a— ♪ Whoa!
Matilda: Take that, Porkers!
Earl: INCOMING!
Matilda: [explodes as to the piggies] Boom, baby! Boom!
Red: Well, how about that? My teacher can shoot fireballs out of her butt. [Hal goal slingshot] You what's your name, Hal? I've seen you do something strange before, right?
Hal: Well, let's see, I'm really good at launch him!
Red: Launch him! [Bomb and Chuck launches him to the pig with the slingshot, Hal screaming as he falls and lands] Oh, this guy looks good.
Chuck: He's gonna make it! [Hal babbling]
Bomb: This is incredible. We're witnessing history right now.
Red: No, he's coming back. He's coming, Duck!
[Hal's as he falls in the a...]
Red: ... Get down!
Birds: DUCK!! [Hal's and tree falls lands him: THUD, Hal grunting as he the witnessing incredible another]
Hal: [Groans] Did we win?
Red: Umm, no, not quite yet, buddy, we're still tied. Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?
Chuck: [Chuck teacher bag treasure chest and to Red] Medic!
Red: Alright, who's up next? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! What can you do?! [Cyrus sneezes as he nose, Red grunts and shudders] Yuck!
Bomb: Um, need a Tissue? [Cyrus screams as he piano stops and falls nose. Red's tissue ice pack quite, "Calvin Swine".]
Red: [to Mime] Who's next? We need fliers, not stand-byers! Let's go! [Mime with slingshot]
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[The engine idles and birds laugh. Young Bird #13 giggling. A into the his head over, the engine revs]
Birds: Whoa!
[A tires screeches, birds scream as he falls and finally being and with Shirley's kitchen carnage]
Shirley: I'm almost there! Don't rush me! Slow down there! [Matilda's window as then he make left]
Matilda: Deep breath, deep breath! [Matilda breathes deeply and sighs] And we're back, and now, who's ready for trust falls? [Terence falls as TNT Piggies lands rush me almost]
Birds: Whoa!
[A tires screeches, birds scream as he falls and finally being and with Shirley's kitchen carnage]
Shirley: I'm almost there! Don't rush me! Slow down there! [Matilda's window as then he make left]
Matilda: Deep breath, deep breath! [Matilda breathes deeply and sighs] And we're back, and now, who's ready for trust falls? [Terence falls as TNT Piggies lands rush me almost]
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[before Red slingshots to Leonard's castle] Red, I'm not going to lie to you, I am... [sobbing and chucking] really going to miss you when you die!
His "hate crime" poem
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[in court, after realizing he's being sent to anger management class] Aw, pluck my life!
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[sarcastically] Oh, I'm horrible!
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[to Edward] I'm not sure you're going to like this, but since you asked, rather than being on me, as you suggested, this cake... [throws the cake in Edward's face] IS ON YOU!!!
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[to Leonard] SHUT UP AND FIX MY HOUSE!!
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[to Leonard] Who cares?!
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[to Mighty Eagle] Hey, you know what? I used to believe in you. When I was a kid, I believed nothing bad could ever happen because you were here. And now I see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me, and that, sir… is sort of terrifying.
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[to Mighty Eagle] So, the other day, these pigs showed up out of nowhere, and it caused me a bit of suspicion… And he's walking out of the room. [Mighty Eagle walks out of room, humming] Unbelievable… I don't get this. This guy sits here on his butt, all alone, clearly doesn't leave the house, he talks a good game, but he doesn't care about anyone but himself! [Chuck: Sounds a lot like you.] Oh, good. Thank you for your opinion, Chuck!
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[to Mighty Eagle] You know, it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird that can fly… and you're too afraid to do it.
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[to Red] Rest in peace, my friend.
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[to the birds] We're gonna come in again.
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[when entering the anger management class] Oh, look at this. This is gonna be awful. [sees the statues] Okay. I guess that's art, that's garbage and that's... exotic. "Free rage" what?
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[when introduced to Terence] Whew! More like "terrifying"!