Blazing Saddles quotes

63 total quotes

View Quote [about Mongo] No, no, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad.

View Quote [Last words - at the footprints of Douglas Fairbanks] How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!

View Quote [to himself] Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. [To camera] But where would I find such a man? [pause]... Why am I asking you?

View Quote A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is goin' to die!

View Quote An uppity **** went and hit me on the head with a shovel.

View Quote Another twenty five years and you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.

View Quote Baby, please, I'm not from Havana!

View Quote Baby, you are so talented, and they are so DUMB!

View Quote Come on boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Come on, how about a good old fashioned **** work song!

View Quote Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree!...Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen!

View Quote Dang, that was lucky! God darn near lost a $400 handcart!

View Quote Don't just lie around getting a suntan. Ain't gonna do you no good no how!

View Quote Gaw-lee, Mr. Lamarr: you use your tongue purdier than a $20 w***e!

View Quote Horses! We can't afford to lose no horses you dummy! Send a couple-a ****s.

View Quote I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, In**an agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, b***erers, b***whackers, h****wogglers, horse thieves, bull d***s, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!